SPIN THE SWITCHBOARD
Playable discoveries without digging through a list.
Prank topics
Recurring phrases
Repeated two-word phrases across exact-deduplicated transcripts.
Algorithmically wild lines
Rare-vocabulary score—not a claim that a computer understands comedy.
Vocabulary curveballs
Most-used meaningful words
Literal most-used words
Profanity switchboard
Show-by-show damage report
Record holders
Episodes by year
MY CALL QUEUE
Saved on this device. Share it as a link.
HOW THIS THING WORKS
Your hardware, not a streaming company
DingNation requests only the byte range needed for playback. HoloCore reads the original audio from your own P:, D:, F:, or H: archive storage and sends it through your internet connection. There is no per-play service fee.
Search and statistics
Exact search uses SQLite full-text search. Smart search expands common prank-call concepts locally. Statistics exclude byte-for-byte-identical transcript copies and are regenerated after the nightly archive run.
Corrections
Use FIX TEXT beside a result to submit a correction. Suggestions are rate-limited, stored separately, and remain pending until reviewed; public visitors cannot silently rewrite the archive.
Voice identification
The archive does not pretend Whisper knows who is talking. Reliable Brad-versus-caller statistics require a separate local speaker-diarization pass across roughly 1,700 hours. The data model keeps speaker work separate until that analysis is trustworthy.